In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
Eminem | Ass Like That